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« on: March 05, 2010, 09:32:03 PM »
Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.


'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.


'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'


Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and keep reading!)

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.


T he second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.


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Re: husband store lmao
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 07:05:04 AM »
Ryan,
You may find your post hilarious but do you really think it's appropriate on a message board?
Don't you think that's more of an e-mail kind of thing?
Thanks for offer to help at Highland.
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Re: husband store lmao
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2010, 11:54:17 AM »
The part of the forum that its in says Off Topic and Shoot The Breeze which kind of means anything you wanna talk about in my opinion.  no?

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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2010, 01:00:16 PM »
The part of the forum that its in says Off Topic and Shoot The Breeze which kind of means anything you wanna talk about in my opinion.  no?

This thread was originally posted in the FAQ section.  I moved it after Frank's reply.

But to answer your question, yes, this is the section for anything that doesn't fit into the other categories.